I have just patented a new device to carry your cell or iPhone in your pocked in such a way that's it's safe, out of sight, and practically invisible and with easy access. No unsighly lump in your pocket, no bulging device on your belt. I hope to bring it to market within a few weeks. Can be used in purses too. If you're interested in the concept, or would be willing to get feedback for me, let me know.
During the Republican Primary back in February, conservative figure Grover Norquist sketched out what he was looking for in a candidate:
"We don't need a president to tell us in what direction to go. We know what direction to go. We want the Ryan budget . . . We just need a president to sign this stuff . . . Pick a Republican with enough working digits to handle a pen to become president of the United States." Probable letter from Republican Party to Norquist????
Hey Grover: We got him! Exactly what you asked for. Names Romney. Plus we got two of 'em. A back up named Ryan. Can you believe it, they call this guy Romney the etch-a-sketch candidate 'cause he does whatever he's told to do. Should be a snap to dominate.
Signed: The tea party, (formerly known as the Republican Party.)
Now that Romney has doubled down on his endorsement of The Ryan Budget Plan by choosing Ryan as his VP candidate, it's time to see what the Ryan plan does to YOU, compared to the OBAMA plan. EVERY analysis agrees on the following. If you make between $26,063 and $33,171, YOUR taxes will increase by $2,032. If you make between $33, 171 and $53,175, YOUR taxes will increase by $1,804. If you make between $53,175 and $88,558, YOUR taxes will increase between $1,387. However it's not all bad news. If you make over $480,700, your taxes will decrease by $211,314. And yet some people claim that the GOP doesn't care about most people??
Speaking of OBAMA, I think that OBAMACARE should be renamed OBAMNEYCARE. After all it was his plan that OBAMACARE was modeled on, and he's responsible for the popularization of the name, OBAMACARE. It would probably infuriate the far right to give him the credit he's due, but right is right, right?
Richard L. Wren
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